1、做了班干部这个芝麻绿豆官，就四处炫耀，果然脑残。
2、歹毒的生活把我们变成了这样，受过高等教育的流氓。
3、***的生活方式就是，只许自己吃屎，不许别人放屁。
4、你刷牙我不管你，但是你告诉我，我的洗面奶哪里去了！
5、你长得也太梦幻了吧！一脸的模糊不清，看都不想看啊！
6、在你年轻时得到的一些好处，到老时就要承受这些错误。
7、当爱情不在的时候，请对他说声祝福，毕竟，曾经爱过。
8、你以为你很娇贵吗？省得我浪费口水，我的口水是数钱的。
9、***当初生你的时候，估计是把人整丢了，把胎盘养大了。
10、***是后妈吧？天天给你喝毒奶粉，造就了你这样的脑残。
11、你是喝妇炎洁吃屎长大的吧？怪不得能养出你这样的怪胎。
12、如果有来生，我一定要成为神经，因为我走了你就得脑残。
13、就算你用了伟哥，照样是直不起的料，注定此生不性福啊！
14、你是脑子有病还是怎么？你以为你是谁？不就是傻逼一个嘛！
15、你绝对是***亲生的，不然***怎么会养你这么个混账东西。
16、初恋之所以美好，是因为它告诉我们会有更多的下一次恋爱。
17、别张口闭口的就带着你爹***，你那么孝顺怎么不在家呆着？
18、嫌我说话粗，不粗那叫文雅，什么是文雅，文雅就是装孙子。
19、小***每天都自拍，真担心哪天你的手机会愤怒到自曝而亡。
20、您可真是为计划生育做了巨大贡献啊！没人会和你生孩子的。
21、See you so you know, your IQ is proportional to the and your height.
22、Some people are just so, he is maggots feel the world is a big cesspool.
23、Tell me how much you mean, I will tell you which dumplings without blade.
24、You are your mind or what? Who do you think you are? Is it not silly force!
25、I think those are good at juggling and lovely monkeys may be your relatives.
26、I'm sorry ah, the Lao tze I didn't endure, a fart to give out this asshole!
27、I am a fool in the wired genius, you are the fool in genius they collectively.
28、If you're alive, sooner or later will die; If you die, you will live forever.
29、Actually I am trying to give you some face, but you said you don't wanna make mean.
30、First love is beautiful, because it tells us that there will be more love next time.
31、When your mother gave birth to you must be full of anxiety, absent-minded, so untidy!
32、Don't you eat the big aunt mix rice grew up, it's no wonder that long so disgusting!
33、You can sell his mother batch like personal kind? Learn something bad happened to base.
34、You is really the mud helps not on the wall! To help you on the wall for you to fall off.
35、You left look like an idiot, right look like a fool, look like a pig, looking down a donkey.
36、The class cadre the sesame green beans, just to show off everywhere, indeed as expected brain-dead.
37、Your silence is the most powerful provocations to me and I also give you the most desperate response.
38、I sit at the same table said: my deskmate is a pig! , she shouted, you sit at the same table is a pig!
39、You grew up drinking fu phlogistic clean eating shit? It's no wonder that can raise you are such a geek.
40、The forced to face all day long to put the other people see, is want to tell someone you is still his mama?
——英语骂人的话 60句菁华
1、Don’t talk to me like that! 别那样和我说话!
2、Are you insane/crazy/out of your mind? 你疯了吗?(美国人绝对常用!)
3、Leave me alone 走开。
4、Take a hike! 哪儿凉快哪儿歇着去吧。
5、It’s none of your business 关你屁事!
6、You stupid jerk! 你这蠢猪!
7、I’ve had enough of your garbage 我听腻了你的废话。
8、Do you know what time it is? 你知道现在都几点吗?
9、Don’t look at me like that 别那样看着我。
10、Drop dead 去死吧!
11、**** off 滚蛋。
12、It’s not my fault 不是我的错。
13、Why on earth didn’t you tell me the truth? 你到底为什么不跟我说实话?
14、That’s terrible 真糟糕!
15、Get the hell out of here! 滚开!
16、You’re impossible 你真不可救药。
17、We’re through 我们完了!
18、Look at the mess you’ve made! 你搞得一团糟!
19、I can’t believe a word you say 我才不信你呢!
20、Don’t push me ! 别逼我!
21、你的丑和你的脸没关系。
22、你穿的很危险但长得很安全。
23、你以为四海之内皆***啊，处处都得让着你。
24、你就像根苦瓜，穿得这么清凉，长得这么败火。
25、你这样的女的真够戳的，差点给我隐形眼睛都戳掉了。
26、整天跟这个关系好，那个关系好，到头来不过你在别人眼里算什么呢。
27、A slap you hit the button on the wall are not down.
28、Cute words can instantly solve the problem of population expansion.
29、You naked chased me two kilometers, I go back to a head is I am a rascal!
30、I didn't know you before, I really didn't realize I have this flaw. Judge a book by its cover
31、你疯了！
32、别逼我！
33、你这杂种！
34、别发牢骚！
35、我厌倦了。
36、我宰了你！
37、你想怎么样？
38、你气死我了。
39、你这缺德鬼。
40、太不公*了。
41、你搞得一团糟！
42、全都让你搞砸了。
43、管好你自己的事！
44、我肺都快要气炸了！
45、那才是你脑子里想的！
46、I loathe you!
47、You look guilty.
48、Don't bother me.
49、Get away from me!
50、I could kill you!
51、You make me sick!
52、Get out of my life.
53、You're so careless.
54、You're such a bitch!
55、What's wrong with you?
56、Don't give me your shit.
57、What's the meaning of this?
58、Don't waste my time anymore.
59、What the hell did you see that？
60、I'm not going to put up with this!
——英语骂人的话 50句菁华
1、Stop complaining! 别发牢骚!
2、Knock it off 少来这一套。
3、You bastard! 你这杂种!
4、It’s not my fault 不是我的错。
5、You look guilty 你看上去心虚。
6、Get off my back 少跟我罗嗦。
7、Give me a break 饶了我吧。
8、I’m sick of it 我都腻了。
9、You’ve gone too far! 你太过分了!
10、Don’t touch me! 别碰我!
11、You’ve ruined everything 全都让你搞砸了。
12、I’m telling you for the last time! 我最后再告诉你一次!
13、That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard! 那是我听到的最愚蠢的事!(比尔·盖茨常用)
14、你的长相和智商都挺哈韩的。
15、别人若是说，放屁，你便可以说，你要吃啊。
16、每天退化三次的恐龙，人类历史上最强的废物。
17、你要找人打我吗，快把你村头的猫猫狗狗都叫出来。
18、我在你觉得你混的很牛，别忘了当初你是什么狗样。
19、你这样的女的真够戳的，差点给我隐形眼睛都戳掉了。
20、看你走个路都昂首挺胸的，怕别人不知道你是飞机场吗。
21、整天跟这个关系好，那个关系好，到头来不过你在别人眼里算什么呢。
22、Don't easily say dirty words, you put your mama chuai pocket casually said.
23、I didn't know you before, I really didn't realize I have this flaw. Judge a book by its cover
24、All day with the good relations, the relationship is good, but in the end what does that make you in others' eyes.
25、Don't mouth closed with your mother, your daddy what you so filial piety come out to show off in an ostentatious manner.
26、***吧！
27、我不想听！
28、我讨厌你！
29、太不公*了。
30、从我面前消失！
31、***的给我滚！
32、你以为你是谁？
33、你真是一个小丑！
34、别那样和我说话！
35、你真不应该那样做！
36、我肺都快要气炸了！
37、你知道你在做什么吗？
38、成事不足，败事有余。
39、I'm fed up.
40、Don't panic!
41、Don't push me !
42、你真是一个废物！/ 你一无是处！
43、What do you want?
44、Get over yourself.
45、Get out of my life.
46、你***的就是一砣屎，你***的什么也不是！
47、You're nothing to me.
48、Don't give me your shit.
49、Don't you dare come back again!
50、What do you think you are doing?
——英语最恶毒的骂人的话 40句菁华
1、The evil scumbag万恶的人渣。
2、The typical animal禽兽里的典型。
3、You stupid jerk!你这蠢猪！
4、You're a joke!你真是一个小丑！
5、Nobody wants little bastard没人要的小杂种。
6、Venereal disease ridden性病缠身。
7、Gigantic loser impure不纯的*丝。
8、No culture PigHead没文化的猪头。
9、Bitch character is low***的品格低下。
10、You're a jerk!你是个废物/混球！
11、Don't Bitchy lousy bitch烂婊子别犯贱。
12、You make me sick!你真让我恶心！
13、Don’t waste my time anymore、 别再浪费我的时间了！
14、Don’t look at me like that、 别那样看着我。
15、Bitch not Bitchy, is bullshit.贱人不犯贱，纯属扯淡
16、Hey! wise up! 放聪明点好吗?
17、The cerebellum developed, not brain小脑发达，大脑没有
18、what’s your *ing problem 你他妈的有毛病吧你！
19、get * off 滚犊子，滚远点扇的
20、And the dog is a与狗是一家
21、don’t * with me 别JB跟我整事。
22、Mind full of feces脑子里装满粪便
23、Heart very dirty内心无比肮脏
24、Bitch character is low贱人的品格低下
25、The base prize for you最贱奖非你莫属
26、Bitch is *ing shame on you婊子真他妈不要脸
27、The top of the idiot顶级白痴的无赖
28、The evil scumbag万恶的人渣
29、I detest you! 我恨你！
30、What the * are you talking about?你他妈的在说什么？
31、Garbage trash talking垃圾人说垃圾话
32、Stupid moron蠢到极点的窝囊废
33、Are you shitting/kidding me？ 你TM的逗我玩呐？
34、Nobody wants little bastard没人要的小杂种
35、You horrid scumbag你这个可恶的人渣
36、Can"t stand you pretend不能容忍你的装逼
37、Birdlike, not arrogant鸟样，别嚣张
38、Flower dog circles狗界中的奇葩
39、Bloated coquettish woman臃肿的骚妇
40、He has a foul mouth. He would just as soon curse you as look at you.他的嘴特脏。从来不把骂人当一回事。
——英语经典句子 100句菁华
1、Being single is better than being in an unfaithful relationship.
2、I love it when I catch you looking at me then you smile and look away.
3、Having a calm smile to face with being disdained indicates kind of confidence.
4、Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.
5、If your happiness depends on what somebody else does, I guess you do have a problem.
6、Sometimes your plans don’t work out because God has better ones.
7、You can’t have a better tomorrow if you don’t stop thinking about yesterday.
8、For man is man and master of his fate.
9、The first step is as good as half over.
10、A mans best friends are his ten fingers.
11、Blessed is he whose fame does not outshine his truth.-Tagore有福之人，是因为他的真实比他的名誉更耀眼。——泰戈尔
12、Sometimes goodbye is the only way. 有时候，除了说再见，无路可走。
13、Sometimes it sucks being strong. Because when people know that you are strong, they think that it is okay to hurt you, over and over again. 有时候坚强并不是什么好事情，因为有些人会认为你坚强，所以伤害你问题不大，于是一再的伤害你。
14、Spend life with who makes you happy, not who you have to impress.选择让你快乐的那个人来共度余生，而不是你必须努力取悦的那一个。
15、Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom.-Aristotle认识自己是一切智慧的开端。——亚里士多德
16、Never do something permanently stupid just because you are temporarily upset.不要因为一时的心烦，做出一辈子的傻事。
17、Sometimes the best way to get someones attention is to stop giving them yours.有时候让别人在乎你的最好方法，就是你不要再那么在乎他们。
18、I’ve learned the hard way. I can’t control everything, plan everything.我已经学到了这个教训。我不能控制一切，计划一切。
19、Sometimes I drive so fast . Just to feel the danger . I wanna scream ，It makes me feel alive.-Avril 有时我把车开的超快，只是为了体验危险。 我有时也想大声尖叫，这可以让我觉得自己还活着 ——艾薇儿
20、Expectation is the root of all heartache. 期待是所有心痛的根源。
21、Be alike flower. Spread beauty and happiness wherever you stay; irrespective of your surroundings. 像花儿一样，无论身在何处，不管周遭环境如何，都依然潇洒的绽放自己的美丽，活出自己的精彩。
22、If you love someone, you will know everything about her without asking her; if you dont love someone, you will forget everything even if she told you everything——如果你爱一个人，你会了解她的一切，而不需要问她;如果你不爱一个人，即使她告诉你她的一切，你也还是会忘记的。
23、Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere.每天出去走走，奇迹就在身边。
24、To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.对于世界而言，你是一个人；但是对于某个人，你是他的整个世界。
25、Because had because, so had so, since has become since, why say why。 因为有了因为，所以有了所以，既然已成既然，何必再说何必。
26、Sometimes, the same thing, we can go to the comfort of others, but failed to convince yourself. 有时候，同样的一件事情，我们可以去安慰别人，却说服不了自己。
27、The minute you think of giving up, think of the reason why you held on so long.在你想要放弃的那一刻，想想为什么当初坚持走到了这里。
28、Victory wont come to me unless I go to it. 胜利是不会向我们走来的,我必须本身走向胜利。
29、We must accept finite disappointment, but we must never lose infinite hope. 我们必须接受扫兴,由于它是无限的,但万万不可失去盼望,由于它是无量的。
30、I can make it through the rain. I can stand up once again on my own.我可以穿越云雨,也可以东山再起。
31、Our destiny offers not the cup of despair , but the chalice of opportunity . (Richard Nixon, American President ) 命运给予我们的不是失望之酒，而是机会之杯。
32、Never underestimate your power to change yourself! 永远不要低估你改变自我的能力！
33、The sting of a reproach,is the truth of it. 指责带给你刺痛，正是它的忠实之处。
34、If noting once, you nothing lose. 从来就没有得到过，又谈何失去。
35、Pain past is pleasure.过去的痛苦就是快乐。
36、Whatever is worth doing is worth doing well.任何值得做的，就把它做好。
37、Your happy passer-by all knows, my distressed there is no place hides.你的幸福路人皆知，我的狼狈无处遁形。
38、Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.麻烦没来找你，就别去自找麻烦。
39、It’s better to be alone than to be with someone you’re not happy to be with.
40、In love folly is always sweet.
41、那首情歌有关风月、却无关你我。
42、世上的事，只要肯用心去学，没有一件是太晚的。
43、你不尝试着做些能力之外的事情，就永远无法成长。
44、简单的灵魂，是质朴；简单的内涵，是本真；简单的归依，是智慧。
45、我紧张得心跳加速，好像心里有个小球跳来跳去。
46、假设没法遗忘他，就不要遗忘好了。真正的遗忘，是不需求起劲的。
47、微笑是盛开在人们脸上的一朵美丽的花，时时刻刻散发着迷人的芬芳。
48、愿你精致到老，眼里是太阳，笑里是坦荡，对得起初心，守得住永心。
49、难过的不是情人节没人过，而是明明有爱人却还是自己过。
50、一场失恋就像剪坏烫坏的头发，安慰只是让人温暖的废话。
51、性命的悲伤，总有一泊泪水缘于深爱，你是我今生无法泅渡的沧海。
52、Where there is great love, there are always miracles.哪里有真爱存在，哪里就有奇迹。
53、Hang on to your dreams.追逐梦想。
54、Challenge is needed for success.成功需要挑战。
55、The greatest thing you’ll ever learn is just to love, and be loved in return最伟大的事情，莫过于去爱，同时也被爱。
56、Time tries truth.时间检验真理。
57、Take control of your own desting.命运掌握在自己手上。
58、There is a history in all men's lives.所有人的生活里都有一部历史。
59、Sow nothing， reap nothing。春不播，秋不收。
60、Victory belongs to the most persevering.坚持必将成功。
61、Good medicine for health tastes bitter to the mouth. 良药苦口利于病。
62、Judge not from appearances. 人不可貌相，海不可斗量。
63、I love you not for who you are, but for who I am with you.我爱你不是因为你是谁，而是我在你面前可以是谁。
64、Embrace the glorious mess that you are. 无论如何，拥抱活得一团糟的自己。
65、I am a slow walker，but I never walk backwards。我走得很慢，但是我从来不会后退。
66、真诚是美酒，年份越久越醇香浓型。
67、生命的意义，自己不去探索，没人替你探索。
68、It may not be easy to wait, but it's easy to hurt.
69、学会宽容，要有一颗宽容的爱心！
70、人不怕死，但是最怕不知道怎样活！
71、傻B中的战斗机，***中的VIP。
72、在乎的人不明白，明白的人不在乎。
73、幸好感情不是切，幸好切都不是感情。
74、咱们向在寻觅，寻觅，那个咱们都有的结局。
75、一个人最大的破产是绝望，最大的资产是希望。
76、时间真的很宝贵，就差一秒厕所就被其他人抢了。
77、你让我滚，我滚了。你让我回来，对不起，滚远了。
78、涓涓细流一旦停止了喧哗，浩浩大海也就终止了呼吸。
79、该得到的要付出努力抓到手，不该得到的想也不要去想。
80、奋斗的双脚在踏碎自己的温床时，却开拓了一条创造之路。
81、花心大萝卜遭遇水性小杨花，这将是性骚动中，一场重量级的对撼。
82、烟酒又成了他的朋友。不吸烟怎能思索呢？不喝醉怎能停止住思索呢？
83、人生：用一辈子的时间去注满一杯水，再用一杯水的时间去讲述一辈子。
84、向你的美好的希冀和追求撒开网吧，九百九十九次落空了，还有一千次呢。
85、Listen to your words, my ten book.
86、不可触及的泪滴，添满了心碎，你抬起头望着远方，眼中充满了无限的期待。
87、要替别人着想，但为自己而活。最好的东西，往往是意料之外，偶然得来的。
88、仿佛小桥流水潺潺而过，谁的爱情永不易老去，笑看风花雪月，痛思红尘绝恋。
89、我把一万句誓言装在机枪里向你扫射，你倒在血泊中，浑身镶满了丘比特的子弹！
90、有心的无力，有力的无钱，有钱的无情，有情的无缘，有缘的无分，有分的正闹着离婚。
91、别把自己想的太伟大，要知道，在别人的世界里，不管你做的多好，你都只是个配角而已。
92、Stone cold again, three years will get warm.
93、Dandy suffered water small poplar, which will be of fury, a heavyweight vs..
94、Efficiency comes from diligence., shortage in the play; line into Si, destroyed with.
95、Keep in mind the seeds of raindrops devotion exhortations, and enhanced the conspicuous courage.
96、Life is too short, no time to regret. If it is not the end, please smile has been moving forward.
97、Struggling feet in the foot of broken their own breeding ground, but to open up a road of creation.
98、If the bridges murmuring over, whose love never easy old, laugh at the pain think red juelian debauch.
99、And became his friend. How can we think about it without smoking? How can we stop thinking without being drunk?
100、To your good hope and the pursuit of free Internet cafes, nine hundred and ninety-nine failed, and one thousand.
——英语经典句子 50句菁华
1、Do one thing at a time, and do well.
2、Journey of a thousand miles begins with single step.
3、Difficult circumstances serve as a textbook of life for people.
4、I will greet this day with love in my heart.
5、If you are doing your best,you will not have to worry about failure.
6、I am a slow walker,but I never walk backwards.
7、When all else is lost the future still remains.
8、If it is wrong to love you, then my heart just won’t let me be right.爱上你是一种错，但我的心却怂恿我一错再错。
9、Blessed is he whose fame does not outshine his truth.-Tagore有福之人，是因为他的真实比他的名誉更耀眼。——泰戈尔
10、Sometimes goodbye is the only way. 有时候，除了说再见，无路可走。
11、Only few people know that life is beautiful for lacking something. The so-called turning-around is that you not only miss the sun in day time but also the stars at night.只有很少的人才懂得，人生是因为缺憾而美丽，而所谓的回头，只不过是丢掉了白天的太阳之后，又错过了夜晚的星星。
12、In order to be irreplaceable one must always be different。——Coco Chanel 要做到不可替代，就要与众不同。——香奈儿
13、All things come to those who wait.苍天不负有心人
14、Never, never, never, never give up (Winston Churchill)永久不要、不要、不要、不要放弃。(英国首相.丘吉尔)
15、Its great to be great , but its greater to be human. 成为伟人固然巨大,但成为真正的人更加巨大。
16、Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
17、Until you make peace with who you are, you’ll never be content with what you have.除非你能和真实的自己和*相处，否则你永远不会对已拥有的东西感到满足。
18、Your happy passer-by all knows, my distressed there is no place hides.你的幸福路人皆知，我的狼狈无处遁形。
19、In love folly is always sweet.
20、One needs 3 things to be truly happy living in the world: some thing to do, some one to love, some thing to hope for.
21、有一种感觉比失恋还有痛苦，那就是自作自受。
22、世上的事，只要肯用心去学，没有一件是太晚的。
23、人生，需要有一些时刻，慢下来，静下来。告诉自己，活着，真好。
24、We all have a past. It’s how you deal with it.每个人都有过去，只是取决于你怎么去处理。
25、He always goofs off. 他总是糊里糊涂。
26、Where there is great love, there are always miracles.哪里有真爱存在，哪里就有奇迹。
27、Time tries truth.时间检验真理。
28、Storms make trees take deeper roots.风暴使树木深深扎根。
29、If you want knowledge, you must toil for it.若要求知识，须从勤苦得。
30、It is my heart that is so lonely that I can remember your ten years of music.
31、生时何需久睡，死后自会长眠。
32、也许似乎大概是，然而未必不见得。
33、傻B中的战斗机，***中的VIP。
34、忘掉失败，不过要牢记失败中的教训。
35、绝口不提不是因为忘记，而是因为铭记。
36、为别人鼓掌的人也是在给自己的生命加油。
37、山不辞土，故能成其高；海不辞水，故能成其深！
38、烟酒又成了他的朋友。不吸烟怎能思索呢？不喝醉怎能停止住思索呢？
39、We find that, to look for, we have the outcome.
40、Learn tolerance, should have a tolerance of love!
41、The seed vitality, sing songs from the poor not curse.
42、A lively from superstition, fool comfort only self deception.
43、Better to forgive yourself, don't let others to forgive you.
44、Busy collecting bees to talk with eloquence in front of people.
45、Dandy suffered water small poplar, which will be of fury, a heavyweight vs..
46、Stupidity and cruelty are some of the phenomena here; so stupid, so cruel, but otherwise.
47、What is the meaning of life, is the struggle. What is the motive force of struggle, is success.
48、Do not touch the tears, full of heart, you looked up at the distance, eyes full of infinite hope.
49、Life: take a lifetime to fill a cup of water, and a glass of water, the time to talk about a lifetime.
50、I put the ten thousand oaths installed in the machine gun strafe to you, you fell in a pool of blood, all encrusted bullets of cupid!
——英文骂人的句子 40句菁华
1、Whatamess！糟糕！真讨厌！
2、Howdareyou！你敢！
3、Enoughisenough！够了够了！
4、God*！天杀的！
5、Iloatheyou！我讨厌你！
6、Youstupidjerk！你这蠢猪！
7、Lookatthismess！看看这烂摊子！
8、ShutyourBigmouth！Shutup！闭嘴！
9、Disgusting！真恶心！
10、Mindyourownbusiness！先管好你自己的事吧！
11、Getawayfromme！离我远一点儿！
12、Fuckyouthe*ing*er！你他妈的真混蛋！
13、Youmakemesick！你真让我恶心！
14、Idiot！You*edfool！白痴！
15、Whatastupididiot！真是白痴一个！
16、Takeahike！一边玩蛋去！
17、Whatwereyouthinking？你脑子进水啊？
18、Idetestyou！我恨你！
19、你说什么?
20、我们完了！
21、你怎么回事啊？
22、你真让我恶心!
23、你脑子进水啊?
24、我才不信你呢！
25、当初真是瞎了我的狗。
26、跟我比温柔那是找抽。
27、揍你个性生活不能自理！
28、Take a hike!
29、It's unfair!
30、Eskimos shame.
31、情敌掉水里了，我们只能尿尿。
32、巴黎圣母院少个敲钟的，就你了。
33、跟你能好好说话，但不能说好话。
34、Who do you think you are?
35、You get out, on the ground.
36、I can't help but I can't help you.
37、Don't do things, and then the garbage.
38、Talk to you, but you can't say a word.
39、You can't take care of your personality!
40、The rival out of the water, we have to pee.
——qq经典骂人句子 30句菁华
1、水至清则无鱼，人至贱则无敌。
2、如果你是一朵花那牛都不拉粪了。
3、胖是一时的事，矮是一辈子的事。
4、世纪很危险，快回到你的侏罗纪去吧。
5、你二我忍了，但你能不能有点限度啊？
6、我要说你是个二愣子，我都是表扬你。
7、别往上看，只要你抬头臭氧层就会破洞。
8、我是不够完美，但是我坦白自然，你呢。
9、长的很无辜，长的对不起人民对不起党。
10、你很了不起么。不就是有动物保护协会撑？
11、你脸上的痘真多，拖拉机开上去都会翻车！
12、当初你傲成那个样子，现在又是玩哪出呢。
13、你喜欢用肚子顶人，证明你的脑子聪明过人。
14、你还没有进化完全，长的象人真的难为你了。
15、别以为你名门什么的，你以为你爸是李刚啊。
16、我怎么敢碰你呢，我怕我买洗手液买穷自己。
17、不要以为你晒黑了，就能掩盖你是白痴的事实。
18、你的牙如同天上的繁星，色泽鲜艳，相距甚远。
19、你说不要等你翻了身，可咸鱼翻身，还是咸鱼。
20、你这个被诺亚方舟压过的河马，新火山喷发口。
21、你长着一双看人低的眼睛，都说狗眼看人低啊。
22、别动不动就爆粗口，你把***揣兜了随口就说。
23、老师让我们不要乱仍垃圾，不然我早把你丢了。
24、长的丑不是你的错，可是出来吓人就是你的错！
25、你以为自己是哈雷彗星，全地球亿人都要瞻仰啊。
26、无论对方说什么，你都回答，你牙齿里有根青菜。
27、你是不是觉得你胸小还替国家省布料了还挺骄傲啊。
28、别穿的跟*似的瞎溜达，手榴弹看到你会自爆。
29、看到你的脸，就觉得你爸妈在制造你的时候没认真。
30、***带你逛街，别人都问：大姐，你这猴多少钱买的。
